The Superslaviswife is the next step up from the Slaviswife. A Slaviswife is what happens when a general Slav encounters someone or something it attaches to. This attachment will cause its normally unquenchable bloodthirst and immense fury to calm down, exposing its soft, maternal side. Normally the soft side is quickly controlled but, when the emotion is reciprocated, the Slav may make the connection permanent, thus evolving into a Slaviswife.
The Slaviswife continues to display the main traits of a Slav (irritability, misanthropy, violent outbursts, passive moments, a distrusting and unstable nature and extreme narcissism), but tempers these traits with affection, trust and an attempt to combine the object of its affection with its own ego. If the object is already similar to it, fusion may happen, allowing the Slaviswife to largely return to being itself, bar the odd display of affection. This affection is more akin to self-pampering and self-affirming than to an unconditional, uncontrolled love.
[CAUTION: A Slaviswife’s affection is normally expressed by biting, scratching and feeding the object of said affection. This is not to be misinterpreted for aggression. It is love.]
A Superslaviswife happens when the Slaviswife continues to improve upon itself and progress. Whilst a Superslav is a well-documented phenomenon, what happens when the same progress is made by a Slaviswife is relatively undocumented.So far it appears to display the same behaviours as a Slaviswife, simply with greater confidence. Yet, as we know from Superslavs, an upgraded Slav is a force to be reckoned with. The likes of Tesla, Dostoyevsky, Tchaikovsky and Ivan the Terrible were not created by confidence alone.
It is suspected that similar improvements would be observed during the progression of a Slaviswife to a Superslaviswife.
Me, myself and I.