Triple Chocolate Marble Cake.

Not low carb, not Paleo, not vegan. Just chocolate.


Makes: too much cake.

  • 700g flour and raising agents
  • 3 eggs
  • 300ml milk
  • 100g brazils
  • 100g dark chocolate
  • 4tbsp cocoa powder
  • 3tbsp white chocolate mix
  • 5tbsp sugar
  • 2tbsp cinnamon
  • toppings


  • chopping board and knife
  • 2 mixing bowls and 2 spoons
  • 2-4 small kitchen bowls
  • 1 large greased or nonstick cake tin


  1. Roughly chop the brazils and dark chocolate. Put aside, separately.
  2. Whisk the eggs in one bowl.
  3. In one mixing bowl, mix half the flour, the white chocolate mix, 2tbsp of sugar and half your raising agent.
  4. Add 150ml of milk and half the egg mix.
  5. Stir in the dark chocolate and set aside.
  6. In the second mixing bowl, add the remaining flour, the cocoa powder, 3tbsp of sugar, the cinnamon and the remaining raising agent.
  7. Add the remaining milk and egg.
  8. Stir in the brazils.
  9. Alternately spoon large scoops of each mix into the tin until they are layered nicely.
  10. Bake at 170C until an inserted skewer comes out clean.
  11. Remove from the tin and cool before decorating.

This is a calorie bomb, stodgy and delicious. It was also too much cake. Halve the recipe for single people, couples and ordinary humans, or use the whole one for large families, parties or an ogre.




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Picnic and BBQ Recipes I.

Here are some great picnic and BBQ friendly recipes for the upcoming Summer weather!

Lamb in marinade.


(Serves 4.]

4x 100g/3.5oz lamb steaks

2tbsp garlic paste or crushed garlic

1tbsp olive oil

salt and pepper to taste


a grill or BBQ


Mix the garlic, oil, salt and pepper together.

Put 1/8 of the mix on one side of each steak.

Put the lamb on to cook, seasoning facing the heat.

Add another 1/8 of the seasoning to the other half and cook the other half until cooked through.

Beans in sauce.


(Serves 4.]

200g/7oz cherry tomatoes

200g/7oz bell peppers

1 onion

4 cloves of garlic

steak seasoning

ras el hanout

400g/14oz tin butter beans

400g/14oz tin black eyed beans


chopping board and knife

pot and stirring spoon



Peel and chop the onions and garlic.

Chop the peppers and tomatoes.

Place in a pan on a medium heat until all soft.

Blend with the seasoning.

Drain the beans.

Stir the beans in.

Serve hot or cold.

Princess chocolate cake.


(Serves 8.]

400g/14oz flour and raising agent

100g/3.5 dark chocolate

55g/2oz cocoa powder

50g/1.7oz sugar

2 eggs

200ml milk

50g/1.7oz yoghurt

icing, toppings, whatever you fancy, mine was princessy because I wanted something cutesy


mixing bowl

greased or nonstick baking tray


Preheat the oven to 160C/320F.

Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Incorporate the yeast and mix thoroughly.

Crumble the chocolate and mix it in.

Mash in the eggs and yoghurt.

Quickly incorporate the milk and transfer the mix to your pan.

Bake at 160C/320F until a skewer comes out clean.

Allow to fully cool before decorating.

And there are three nice recipes for some Summer fun!

What do you fancy cooking this Summer?


For help starting out homemaking, check out The ESSENTIAL Beginner Homemaker’s Guide. For help budgeting all your everday and not-so-everyday essentials, from food to transport to clothes, check out On A Budget: The good homemaker’s guide to economizing.

WWW. Orange and Ginger Turkey and Chocolate-Cake-Bread-and-Butter-Pudding.

Yes, it’s all divine. Didn’t actually have it today, but today was busy and yesterday was not. Today we’re having a much easier but just as tasty turkey balti curry, the recipe for which I will include below as a way of using leftover turkey and trimmings.


Recipe 1: Orange, Honey and Ginger Turkey.

First of all, mine turned out a bit dry, but that was largely because I kept opening and closing the oven and had to turn it off due to a scheduled lesson.



-1 whole turkey

-1 orange

-1 bitter apple

-5tbsp ginger

-2tsp honey

-100ml lemon juice


-deep baking tray

-tin foil


1: Cut the apple and orange in half. Place one half of each inside the turkey cavity, along with the lemon juice.

2: Slice the remaining orange and apple. Lift the turkey’s skin and insert underneath it.

3: Tie the turkey back up so the fruit juices won’t escape. Rub with ginger and honey. Leave to marinate a bit.

4: Place in the tray. Roast at 180C for 2h for a 4kg turkey. Cover with foil once brown.

Recipe 2: Giblet Gravy.


-turkey neck, heart and liver

-100g butter

-1 large onion

-salt and pepper


-chopping board and knife

-frying pan and spatula



1:  Chop up the offal and onion.

2: Pan-fry in butter.

3: Strip the meat from the neck, discard the bones.

4: Blend everything with a little water, salt and pepper and turkey fat. Thicken with flour if required.

–The following recipes are for using leftovers as best possible.

Recipe 3: Chocolate Cake Bread and Butter Pudding.



-stale cake

-butter icing




-deep baking tray


1: Slice the cake into even pieces. 1/2 to 2 inches is good.

2: Either layer across the bottom of the tray (driest side down) or overlap in a spiral.

3: Add the butter icing to the very top. Pour milk over all of it. Soak.

4: Bake until the cake is moist and sticky.

Recipe 4: Leftovers Balti Curry.



-leftover turkey, potatoes, assorted vegetables (peas, swede, cabbage, carrots, anything) and gravy

-250g chicken livers

-1 large onion

-Balti curry mix, paste or sauce


-chopping board and heavy knife

-frying pan and spatula


1: Chop up the leftovers, onion and liver.

2: Add to the pan with the gravy.

3: Simmer until the liver and onion is cooked-through.

4: Add the curry  and, if needed, some water.

Ours had potatoes, cabbage and peas.